Welcome to the restaurant of religion

What happens when you live in a country filled with “over religious” people? Let me answer that question.

Every issue around you converts into something that has the potential to hurt the religious sentiments of thousands and thousands of people.

This is something that some of you might find relatable. Things get pretty messed up when people start mixing religion with politics, sexual choices or…… err….. the thing is mixing religion with anything is not good.

So here is how you can mess things up using a spoonful of religion.

1. Take sexuality and just add a pinch of religion

Take sexuality and just add a pinch of religion and keep stirring it. You will get a nice and warm debate with stupid people in the opposition.

2. Take politics and sprinkle a little bit of religion over it

Take politics and sprinkle a little bit of religion over it and put it in the microwave.

*microwaves of a company called elections are really famous. They are really famous”

Take the dish out of the microwave after like five years and you will get a hot and crispy dish called the “worst one wins”.

Special attraction of the restaurant

Free home delivery on orders above religion limit.

Now you can take these freshly baked religion dishes home for your kids. So that your kids can have them and become exactly like you.

That’s it. If you liked this blog then like it and tell me what should i blog about next. There’s a lot more coming soon.Until next time. MATANE. ✌ Carpe Diem people.

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